Strap on your name tag and prepare for war. You’re a retail worker trapped in the world’s worst shift—fed up, underpaid, and dangerously over-armed. Whether you're slinging slop in a greasy Restaurant, folding shirts in a soul-sucking Shop, or surviving a full-blown Festival meltdown, one thing’s certain: the customers are coming, and they want to speak to your manager.
Face off against waves of entitled Karens, coupon crusaders, and chaotic festival-goers. Navigate three shift types—quick 3-hour stints, grueling 12-hour grinds, or the ultimate challenge: All F*ing Day!
Survive the shift. Earn your cash. Spend it on bigger, weirder, and more ridiculous tools of destruction. Unlock special abilities and let your pent-up workplace rage finally explode in a glorious retail rampage.
This isn't customer service. This is Retail Therapy!